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The Squid and the Whale
By Owen Kline, Jeff Daniels, Laura Linney, Jesse Eisenberg, William Baldwin, David Benger, Anna Paquin, Molly Barton, Bo Berkman, Matthew Kaplan, Simon Kaplan, Matthew Kirsch (II), Daniella Markowicz, Elizabeth Meriwether, Ben Schrank, Amy Srebnick, Josh Srebnick, Emma Straub, Alan Wilkis, James Hamilton
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Day 5: Operation Tonsil Freedom I've been too scared to look at all that nastiness back there, but yesterday, I -STOP READING IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO READ ABOUT GROSS THINGS YOUR BODY DOES WHEN CAUTERIZED- was eating potato soup. Doing the whole chewing bits of carrot and onion with the front teeth deal. When, a little bit of something that was neither came a bopping around my tongue. Upon spitting there was a perfectly round little dude about the size of a cupcake confetti. Then I did the squish and smell test. OH YES, you know. A little smush, some tiny white filaments came out, and then the quick sniff, yes the odor of burnt (or is it burned??) throat tissue. Sorry, sick crap is intriguing!! Probably sicker that I'm actually sharing it with you, dear friend. Also, I haven't brushed my teeth, I'm scared if any pastey saliva wanders near, it will burn. This is probably the grossest I've been ever in my life. Someone make me a ribbon! Later ya'lls. |
